In approximate order of importance within category

Computer:

* HDs: 3.5" >= 2TB 7200 SATA
* P70 upgrade: up to 4 8-GiB or 16-GiB 260-pin ECC DDR4 sticks
* Cellphone: Gemini
* Drive bay adapter: CSE-M35T-1B 3x5.25" bay to 5x3.5" tray
* 6 Mini-DisplayPort male/DisplayPort female adapters
* 4 Double DisplayPort 2x multiplier/hub
* 2 HDMI->DVI adapter
* Thunderbolt->DisplayPort adapter
* Thunderbolt->PCIe adapter or enclosure
* LCDs: <= 24" 1080p
* LCDs: 2560-wide <= 24" ($100-200) <http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=2560+ips>
* LCDs: 3840-wide <= 27" ($200-400) <http://www.google.com/search?tbm=shop&q=3840+monitor>
* LCD arm: Ergotron MX, LX or similar ($100-150) <https://www.google.com/search?q=ergotron+%28mx+OR+lx%29&tbm=shop>
* Video controllers: >= 4 output PCIe

A/V:

* SF25 or JRX125 crossover: 339017-001, 364248-001 or a set of parts therefor (some sort of heat-induced short is involved) http://www.omgwallhack.org/home/jrayhawk/doc/sf25-wiring.pdf
* Bluetooth car receiver: anything other than Dual that implements A2DP.

Gun:

* Batteries: Surefire
* Laser: picatinny green for FS2k
* Laser: picatinny red for FS2k
* Flashlight: picatinny for FS2k
* Magazine: Browning Hi-Power 30rd for Steyr M9
* Suppressor: p22
* Suppressor: 9/16x24 LH for FS2k
* Magazine: C Products 40rd AR-15 for FS2k

Tools:

* Jack: 1.5 or 2 ton
* Air compressor 
* Impact wrench >100lbs
* Soldering iron
* Ratcheting wrench set
* 3/8" Ratchet

Fitness:

* Treadmill: <http://www.treaddesk.com/products/the-tread/the-tread/> <http://www.lifespanfitness.com/tr800-dt3-standing-desk-treadmill.html> or similar desk-compatible design
* Olympic barbell, plates, optionally a power cage or rack

Clothes:

* Pants: 30x30 or 31x30 Dockers, Dickies, slacks, etc.
* Dress shirts: 14.5 33
* Vest: small/36in
* Gloves: thin leather

Media, preferably digital:

* <http://steamcommunity.com/id/jrayhawk/wishlist/> (also open to new things)

Food:

* Grass-fed cow
* Whole wild-caught fish
* Pork belly or pepper-free bacon
  * Trader Joe's sometimes has bacon ends and pieces for $3.50/lb