In approximate order of importance within category

Computer:

* P70 upgrade: nVidia M4000M, M5000M
* P70 upgrade: Xeon E3-1535M v5
* P70 upgrade: up to 4 8-GiB or 16-GiB 260-pin ECC DDR4 sticks
* P70 upgrade: M.2 2280 >= 180GiB
* HDs: 3.5" >= 2TB 7200 SATA
* Cellphone: Jolla (<http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jolla-Sim-Free-Smartphone-16GB-White/dp/B00HJA7A3Y/>) and possibly a TOHKBD (<http://funkyotherhalf.com/>), Jolla C
* LCDs: >= 1080p, used is fine
* LCDs: 2560-wide IPS ($150-250) <http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=2560+ips>
* LCDs: 3840-wide monitor ($300-500) <http://www.google.com/search?tbm=shop&q=3840+monitor>
* LCD arm: Ergotron MX, LX or similar ($100-150) <https://www.google.com/search?q=ergotron+%28mx+OR+lx%29&tbm=shop>
* Video controllers: >= 4 output PCIe
* Video controller: Radeon with GCN1.2 core >= 380X ($200-250)
* DisplayPort->VGA adapters
* Thunderbolt->DisplayPort adapters
* Thunderbolt->PCIe adapters
* Ethernet switch: >= 8 port managed gigabit

A/V:

* SF25 or JRX125 crossover: 339017-001, 364248-001 or a set of parts therefor (some sort of heat-induced short is involved) http://www.omgwallhack.org/home/jrayhawk/doc/sf25-wiring.pdf
* Bluetooth car receiver: anything other than Dual that implements A2DP.

Gun:

* Batteries: Surefire
* Laser: picatinny green for FS2k
* Laser: picatinny red for FS2k
* Flashlight: picatinny for FS2k
* Magazine: Browning Hi-Power 30rd for Steyr M9 <http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l46/Syntax360/spartmags/spartan-3.jpg>
* Suppressor: p22
* Suppressor: 9/16x24 LH for FS2k
* Magazine: C Products 40rd AR-15 for FS2k

Tools:

* Knife: >4" tanto folder with thick spine; Cold Steel Voyager XL Tanto?
* Jack: 1.5 or 2 ton
* Air compressor 
* Impact wrench >100lbs
* Soldering iron
* Ratcheting wrench set

Fitness:

* Treadmill: <http://www.treaddesk.com/products/the-tread/the-tread/> <http://www.lifespanfitness.com/tr800-dt3-standing-desk-treadmill.html> or similar desk-compatible design
* Olympic barbell, plates, optionally a power cage or rack

Clothes:

* Pants: black 30x30 or 31x30 Dockers, Dickies, slacks, etc.
* Dress shirts: 14.5 33 simple colors or patterns
* Vest: small
* Gloves: thin leather

Media, preferably digital:

* <http://steamcommunity.com/id/jrayhawk/wishlist/> (also open to new things)

Food:

* Grass-fed cow
* Whole wild-caught fish
* Cashews, almonds, pistachios, chestnuts, preferably at least halfway fresh and free of peanut oil (i.e. not from Costco)
  * Beaverton Natural Grocers usually has reasonably priced nuts: 12155 SW Broadway St
* Pork belly or pepper-free bacon
  * Trader Joe's sometimes has bacon ends and pieces for $3.50/lb