In approximate order of importance within category

Computer:

* HDs: >= 1TB 7200 SATA
* Rails: AXVRAIL for R2600GL
* Chassis: >= 12-drive JBOD
* Cellphone: Some fd.o-ecosystem phone, such as Nokia N950, N900, N9, MeeGo, Mer, Plasma Active, Jolla, Tizen, etc.
* LCD: Yamakasi Catleap 2B Extreme ($450-850) <http://www.120hz.biz/monitors/> or ASUS VG248QE/BenQ XL2420TE/XL2420T ($240-300)
* LCDs: 2560-wide IPS $(250-400) <http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=2560+ips>
* LCDs: >= 1080pq, IPS preferred
* LCD arm: Ergotron MX, LX or similar ($100-150) <https://www.google.com/search?q=ergotron+%28mx+OR+lx%29&tbm=shop>
* Video controllers: >= 4 output PCIe
* Video controller: Radeon > 7870 2GB ($150-250)
* Ethernet switch: >= 8 port managed
* Motherboard: 1x or 2x LGA2011
* Tablet: x86 tablets or Nexus series
* Laptop: W701 or W701DS, maybe i7-or-later 17in Precision M6xxx or Elitebook 87xxw
* Laptop: Core 2 or later Thinkpad
* Laptop processor: Socket P Quad Core2 (Q9000, Q9100, QX9300) for W700
* Laptop video controller: Quadro fx 3700M for W700

Gun:

* Scope: picatinny .223 TA31 or TA11-series ACOG for FS2k ($800-$1100)
* Batteries: Surefire
* Foregrip: (or foregrip/bipod) picatinny for FS2k
* Laser: picatinny green for FS2k
* Laser: picatinny red for FS2k
* Flashlight: picatinny for FS2k
* Magazine: Browning Hi-Power 30rd for Steyr M9 <http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l46/Syntax360/spartmags/spartan-3.jpg>
* Suppressor: p22
* Suppressor: 9/16x24 LH for FS2k
* Magazine: C Products 40rd AR-15 for FS2k

Tools:

* Knife: >4" tanto folder with thick spine; Cold Steel Voyager XL Tanto?
* Jack: 1.5 or 2 ton
* Air compressor 
* Impact wrench >100lbs
* Soldering iron
* Ratcheting wrench set

Fitness:

* Treadmill: <http://www.treaddesk.com/products/the-tread/the-tread/> <http://www.lifespanfitness.com/tr800-dt3-standing-desk-treadmill.html> or thereabouts
* Barbell: Olympic preferred
* Plates: variety
* Power cage
* Paralettes (PVC/ABS pipe assemblage?)

Clothes:

* Pants: black 29x30 or 30x30 Dockers, Dickies, similar.
* Gloves: thin leather

Literature, preferably digital:

* Death By Food Pyramid by Denise Minger
* Personal Paleo Code by Chris Kresser

Food:

* Large portion of grass-fed cow
* Whole wild-caught fish
* Cashews, almonds, pistachios, chestnuts, preferably halfway fresh and free of peanut oil (i.e. not from Costco)
* Pork belly or sugar-free bacon